ladies and gents.

i have nothing to say. except

dear manhattan,

i miss you. i will be there in three weeks. welcome me with open arms.

dear kansas city,

you have been good to me. i am thankful for your great weather, winsteads and royals, even though you suck. and tom watson, fellow KC friend (i have met him, and have his autograph, so he is a friend-right?) i wish you would have won today, you are a great guy.

dear chicago,

see you soon. be prepared for me and deens to come, eat drink and shop until we can't move anymore.

love,

me.